Monday, April 22, 2013

Overalls and Pinafores, and why I hate them

So, I'm in a particularly bitchy mood today. And my outlet? Criticizing the one thing in fashion that should never have walked the earth, ever.

Disclaimer: This article is written purely based on opinion. Because any human being with an ounce of character should have an opinion.

Yes, I'm snappy. I'm bitchy. I'm angry. So there.

Now back to our scheduled program.

I have no freaking clue why overalls or pinafores should exist. DENIM overalls, especially. They make you look like a practicing hillbilly. If you're no older than 17, and unless you're forced to wear a school uniform, please do not prance around looking like an overgrown schoolgirl.

I can forgive the people who wear them in their teens. You're young, fine. Children who have been forced into them by their parents have no choice. But if you're over 20, for god's sake, stop pretending like you're still 16 going on 17. It's not cute. It's a freaking eyesore.

Hell, you're definitely not as innocent as a rose if you're already 20. What age is this again? Oh that's right, the 21st century.

Alright, so maybe they aren't as bad as they seem to be. Yes, some people can pull them off. Like Jennifer Aniston did when she was playing Rachel Green in Friends. But personally, I don't like them. I would not be caught dead in them. I suppose you'd have to have a certain kind of look for them.

Depending on the type of the pinafore or overall you're wearing. But on some people, please refrain from looking like an overgrown 4 year old. Or a hillbilly. Or a World War 2 (no offence whatsoever meant here it is a very respectable profession) nurse. Or a Victorian era schoolgirl. Or a suburban housewife.

Also, in the case of overalls, have you noticed how difficult it is to pee with those things? You'd have to literally strip yourself down.

'Till next time, ciao!

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